Those Hairy Worms on Your Upper Lip

So a long time ago, my brother showed me a music video that BYU's Divine Comedy did called "Sexy Stache". At the time it was quite amusing, but now that I'm at BYU, I have found that mustaches aren't even remotely sexy.  In fact they are an abomination.  I even had a conversation about them that went something like this:

Me: I have concluded that mustaches are an abomination against the establishment of humanity!
Matt: Indeed.  They are the abomination spoken of by the prophets that will be mat with destruction in the last days.

Okay, so I didn't quote Matt verbatim, but that was pretty much what he said.  Matt's proposed solution to the problem is a "Mustache Board" that all students must appear before, but I say we ban it all together!!  So forget you little hairy worms, your days are numbered!!

1-2-3 Penguins!!!

So, once upon a time I was writing a letter to my grandma and I couldn't remember what had happened that week.  My brother Josh decided to take some creative liberties with my letter and said that 1-2-3 Penguins came to my school and did an assembly.  Well, this summer I asked him if he wanted to write my letter again, just for old times sake...

My New Home Sweet Home

I  have successfully moved into my new apartment.  It's good to be back with all of the roommates.  Chelsea nearly had a heart attack when I walked in the door, Chloe forgot who I was for a few seconds, and we all ganged up and Sam when she finally got here last night.  It's also nice that Megan actually lives with us now instead of just slumming at our apartment.  Sarah is the only one left to move in.  We're all waiting for her to get here.  Also in the business of the week I helped Matt move into his new apartment.  Since he only lives down the street from Stephen's house we moved most of his stuff by way of the dolly that Steve has.  That was sure fun.  Only a few more days until the first day of classes...

What's the Word?

To let the world know, the previous posts, as well as this blog, were created by my nefarious brother Matthew.  All things written are not true.  I do not like Justin Bieber, High School Musical, and I never owned a Sega.  Matthew said he wouldn't allow me to write this post, and if I did he would report me for impersonation.  Only we couldn't think of the word "impersonation".  We came up with incrimination, insipidation, insubordination, and any other word you can think of that starts with the letter "i" and ends in "-ation".  It didn't actually take that long to come up with the right word, but it's fun to think of all those words you could make up.

Dreamscape

One of my fondest memories of my childhood was playing my Sega Dreamscape.  It was a fabulous device with buttons and other kind of cool things.  Like graphics.  Graphics are cool right?  But yeah, I use to play all sorts of games like Millipede and Meteors and Senor Cap-Man.  Come to think of it, though, I don't think that the Dreamscape ever existed.  Only in my dreams.  But that's OK because dreams do come true.  I need to go to Disneyland.

Genesis

I wanted to create this blog so I could rant about all the things that I love.  I love stuff.  But only if the stuff is named Justin Bieber.  Or High School musical.  The other day I started playing my High School Musical DVD game and realized that I didn't have all the steps to "We're All In This Together" down.  This led me to the conclusion that I need to practice more.  Isn't that what Sharpay says?  No?  Well that's OK b/c I just said it and I am way more good looking than her.  Word.