So a long time ago, my brother showed me a music video that BYU's Divine Comedy did called "Sexy Stache". At the time it was quite amusing, but now that I'm at BYU, I have found that mustaches aren't even remotely sexy. In fact they are an abomination. I even had a conversation about them that went something like this:
Me: I have concluded that mustaches are an abomination against the establishment of humanity!
Matt: Indeed. They are the abomination spoken of by the prophets that will be mat with destruction in the last days.
Okay, so I didn't quote Matt verbatim, but that was pretty much what he said. Matt's proposed solution to the problem is a "Mustache Board" that all students must appear before, but I say we ban it all together!! So forget you little hairy worms, your days are numbered!!
Me: I have concluded that mustaches are an abomination against the establishment of humanity!
Matt: Indeed. They are the abomination spoken of by the prophets that will be mat with destruction in the last days.
Okay, so I didn't quote Matt verbatim, but that was pretty much what he said. Matt's proposed solution to the problem is a "Mustache Board" that all students must appear before, but I say we ban it all together!! So forget you little hairy worms, your days are numbered!!
I may or may not have said that they were the abomination of desolation as spoken of by Daniel the prophet.
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